The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are a grandmother.