The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Amanda Platell who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..