The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of An unnamed source, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..