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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Theresa May who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.


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