Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that extremists are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack extremists burning policemen at the stake was Amanda Platell who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.