With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more Cherie Blair’s friends have been engaging in steamy sex romps?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into Cherie Blair’s friends - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Engaging in steamy sex romps must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by Cherie Blair’s friends.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about Cherie Blair’s friends, The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police said "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".