Criminal gangs from Eastern Europe have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Some bloke in the pub said of criminal gangs from Eastern Europe, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!"

Criminal gangs from Eastern Europe made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.