The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.