I’m not racist but surely allowing gangs of black youths to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gangs of black youths aren’t pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Vince Cable agrees with me, saying today, "surely something can be done?".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.