The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists engaging in steamy sex romps was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said surely something can be done?.