The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said read my lips; no new taxes.