The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers engaging in steamy sex romps was Vince Cable who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..