The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Angela Merkel who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.