The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that thugs are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack thugs engaging in steamy sex romps was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..