The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies urinating on the Union Jack was an unnamed source who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..