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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was an unnamed source who today said surely something can be done?.


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