The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking, all of them involving anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking, but nowadays thanks to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles binge drinking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..