Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Jacob Rees-Mogg revealed that Guardian-reading do-gooders have been selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Guardian-reading do-gooders.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Jacob Rees-Mogg went on to say.


Jacob Rees-Mogg concluded, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".