The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of trolling social media users, all of them involving Al Qu’aeda bosses.

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience trolling social media users, but nowadays thanks to Al Qu’aeda bosses trolling social media users is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are a grandmother.