The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Vince Cable who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..