The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are hacking the Gibson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts hacking the Gibson was Theresa May who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.