Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow anarchists such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but anarchists have this week been revealed as hacking the Gibson.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps anarchists would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Paul Dacre who this week said, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that hacking the Gibson is acceptable behaviour.