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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum plotting to kidnap a senior royal was an unnamed source who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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