I’m not racist but surely allowing Guardian-reading do-gooders to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Engaging in steamy sex romps is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Guardian-reading do-gooders aren’t engaging in steamy sex romps in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Nicolas Sarkozy agrees with me, saying today, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.