The Mail has learned that Jeremy Corbyn fans are responsible for smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament.

Has the world gone mad? Jeremy Corbyn fans are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Ian Dunkin-Donuts, who said "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?"