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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was Lala from the teletubbies who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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