The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses urinating on the Union Jack was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Waterboarding is not torture.