I’m not racist but surely allowing so-called new age travellers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Admiring Jeremy Corbyn is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that so-called new age travellers aren’t admiring Jeremy Corbyn in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. John Major agrees with me, saying today, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.