The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, all of them involving homosexuals.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, but nowadays thanks to homosexuals using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.