The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles reading the works of Karl Marx was John Major who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.