Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament has been perpetrated by feminazis.

The Mail can reveal that feminazis are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

A hardworking family said of the feminazis, "we are a grandmother".