The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving chavs.

In the glorious days of Boris Johnson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to chavs injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.