The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers being foreign and suspicious looking was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..