The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Bernard Jenkin who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..