I’m not racist but surely allowing Eastern European terror gangs to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Voting for Jeremy Corbyn is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Eastern European terror gangs aren’t voting for Jeremy Corbyn in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. John Major agrees with me, saying today, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.