The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of immigrating, all of them involving Al Qu’aeda bosses.

In the glorious days of Jim Davidson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience immigrating, but nowadays thanks to Al Qu’aeda bosses immigrating is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.