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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users causing obesity was Bernard Manning who today said kill the poor.


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