The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez being foreign and suspicious looking was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.