The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of urinating on the Union Jack, all of them involving anarchist leaders "the elders".

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience urinating on the Union Jack, but nowadays thanks to anarchist leaders "the elders" urinating on the Union Jack is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..