The English People has today said "the lady’s not for turning".

Speaking at Alton Towers The English People’s comments come in a week that has seen ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy involved in being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) on an ever more frequent basis.

The English People’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.