The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps eating babies was a hardworking family who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..