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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers burning policemen at the stake was Theresa May who today said Ban this sick filth.


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