The Pope has today said "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Pope’s comments come in a week that has seen Guardian-reading do-gooders involved in being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) on an ever more frequent basis.

The Pope’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Guardian-reading do-gooders it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Guardian-reading do-gooders and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.