The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals binge drinking on council estates was Nick Clegg who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..