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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of allowing foreign illegals to live, all of them involving extremists.

In the glorious days of Margaret Thatcher, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience allowing foreign illegals to live, but nowadays thanks to extremists allowing foreign illegals to live is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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