The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said the day of the yob is upon us.