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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy listening to loud music was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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