I’m not racist but surely allowing lesbians to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Binge drinking on council estates is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that lesbians aren’t binge drinking on council estates in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Conservative head office agrees with me, saying today, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.