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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders terrorising innocent investment bankers was Jeremy Clarkson who today said new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..


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