I’m not racist but surely allowing coloureds to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Setting fire to libraries is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that coloureds aren’t setting fire to libraries in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Ian Dunkin-Donuts agrees with me, saying today, "the day of the yob is upon us".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.